I’d like to think that my negative Eggers posts have resulted in his absence from the latest issue of Spin. No, I’m not going to think that. I’m going to go ahead and falsely claim it to be the case. I’m responsible. Dave Eggers and his unclever secret handshake treehouse of minions - they are to blame for the impenetrable red tape that blocks aspiring writers. They are often portrayed as a helpful grassroots movement. Bullshit. Bullshit and bad writing.