The Mercury Mystique (’96 - ‘99)

The Dodge Neon (any year)

The Cadillac Seville (the late-70’s boxy model)

The Mustang II (mid-to-late 70’s…John Delorean’s first big fuck-up…got him fired from Ford)

The Buick Bitchtrigger (late-80’s)

The Pontiac Yeller (any year)

The Plymouth Futility (early 80’s)

The Lincoln LowImpact (00’s)

The Geo Gaywader (90’s)

The Kia Midwest (late-90’s)

The Chrysler Clinic (mid-80’s)