Welcome to my morphing Christmas list. You can be one of two people: 1. A person who helps to fulfill these wishes, or 2. A person who helps to ruin my Christmas. Check back daily for changes and additions!!

This is my address:

Andrew Earles
PO Box 820912
Memphis TN 38182

(Note: I’m leaving for a cruise (w/Mom) on 12/18, and will be returning 12/25. Items either need to arrive prior to 12/18, or my PO Box needs to be overflowing on 12/27 - your choice)

An iPod of decent capacity

More writing gigs

An attractive nightstand

A special cat food formula that eliminates shedding, shitting, moving whilst on bed with a human, hair balls/vomiting, and eating, but promotes fetching, walking upright on hind legs, a 987 word vocabulary, and the wearing of a monocle.

This, this, and this.

The Best American Crime Writing of 2002, 2003, and 2004

Motel America: A State-By-State Tour Guide to Nostalic Stopovers

Troy Piava’s Lost America

Assorted Fire Events: Stories by David Means

The Secret Goldfish: Stories by David Means

A Toyota Landcruiser - Early 80’s (round headlights). Less than 130,000 mi. No stupid shit (lift, winch, racks, etc).

A 4+ mega pixel digital camera - Reputable brand.

Vader’s Beast and Litany

William T. Vollmann’s Rising Up Rising Down (Seven Volume Set)

The Oxford Dictionary of National Biography Plus Index of Contributors

V/A Love, Peace & Poetry: African Psychedelic Music (Shadoks Music ) - CD or LP

Simon Finn’s Pass The Distance - I have this ripped onto a computer that I never sit in front of.

Sontag & Kael: Opposites Attract Me by Craig Seligman

Pavement’s Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain: L.A.’s Desert Origins deluxe reissue

Spirit They’re Gone Spirit by Animal Collective