If this is a joke, it’s funny. If this is sincere, it’s funny. Maybe this person is one step ahead of us all.

I haven’t the slightest idea who coined that little platitude, though it couldn’t be referencing a better piece of mail. See below:

Dear Matt,

I would like to send a package to Andrew Earles. I recently read his
review of Mars Volta and was impressed with his references to Victims
Family, Steve Vai, and Nomeansno. Could you please tell me if the
Chestnut St. address is the best place to send it, or could you forward
this e-mail to him? I think out of anyone, he would “get” this thing.

Thank you,

-Mulch

Here is my signature…

Hello. My name is Sir Millard Mulch. I am sure you know who I am. I am
the author of an exciting new book, called, “How To Sell The Whole
F#@!ing Universe To Everybody, Once And For All!” by Sir Millard Mulch.
I am here to help ALL HUMANS get up to speed on such pressing
philosophical / motivational topics as:

Interplanetary Social-Metaphysics
The Pink Elephant of Truth
The Mutant Power of Social Invisibility
The 12-Fold Pathway To Metacynical Enlightenment
Pseudo-Numerological Business Metaphors
Autoconsumerism
Ed Leedskalnin And The Work Ethic Paradox

In addition, as L. Ron Hubbard did, I also dabble in music. With the
help of some of my dear friends who are famous musicians, I have
created a companion 4-HOUR, TRIPLE-DISC concept album which will be
released on Mimicry Records, which is owned by Trey Spruance of Mr.
Bungle. Some of the wonderful people helping me perform the sounds on
my record are:

1.) Virgil Donati (Steve Vai, Planet X)
2.) Nils Frykdahl (Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Idiot Flesh)
3.) Nick D’Virgilio (Tears For Fears, Mike Keneally Band)
4.) Dave Meros (Spock’s Beard)
5.) Chris Parsons (Estradasphere)
6.) Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad)
7.) Morgan Agren (Zappa’s Universe, Dweezil Zappa, Mats / Morgan)
8.) Larry Boothroyd (Victims Family, Hellworms, Saturn’s Flea Collar)
9.) Mark Critchley (Itch, Nomeansno)
10.) Robin Eckman (Good Charlotte)
11.) Paul Mazurkiewicz (Cannibal Corpse)
12.) Lale Larson (Shawn Lane, Electrocution 250)

My Associates, HisCheapMoves and LevelNivelo also helped to co-produce
this Commercial Magnum Opus and it is estimated that WOM023 will sell
over 6 Million Copies Worldwide.

If you want to hear what that sounds like, please listen.
http://www.sirmillardmulch.com/mp3/wom023-preview.mp3 I am in the
business of signing autographed copies of my new book and its companion
soundscapes. If anyone would like to drop me an e-mail, I am always
willing to correspond with like-minded people who are willing to either
Join My Cult or help me in my research.