1. I’m too old to be prank calling retail establishments.
2. Impersonating or referencing mediocre character actors is not that funny. Most people have no idea what you are making fun of.
3. Nothing is sexier than a good idea.
4. Don’t worry; Bleachy is back. A few times, actually. We wanted to insure that this CD would sell more than fourteen copies, so Bleachy is back.
5. Women do not generally appreciate prank calls. I completely understand their reasoning, whatever it may be.
6. Surprisingly funny religious prank call.
7. Not suitable for play. Anywhere.
8. Our hard-on for Isaac Hayes continues. Not for sensitive listeners.
9. Imogene returns, and this time, it’s REAL funny. Relax, the funny points are genuinely funny, not obscure. They will not fly over the heads of those born “more recently.”
10. Ok, so this call, this call here, this one digs deep into pop cultural ephemera. Go ahead and skip over this one.
11. At this point, I’m totally making these titles up. Soon, they will have nothing to do with the corresponding track. Yes, there is a corresponding track, we’ve really recorded a follow-up. Sort of. No pre-orders, please.
12. There are 30 copies of Just Farr A Laugh left in print. Order now. I can’t even remember what this track is supposed to be.
13. This one’s funny.
14. The target of this prank call is no longer famous, and by “no longer famous,” I mean you will have no idea what the fuck we are talking about.
15. Will this be the year for me? Will it?
16. This one’s hyper funny.
17. Does anyone even get this “Party Doctor” character that I’ve been tossing around for, say, two years now?
18. Is Michael Anthony from Van Halen funny? Ok, let’s say he released a solo album called “The Beard Is Back.” Is that funny?
19. Is a Kurt Loder impersonation funny?
20. Shit, I’m not even sure that the new CD has twenty tracks.
21. Uh…BLEACHY IS BACK!!!!
22. I coined the term Afternoon Rock, by the way. I coined it eight years ago in my stupid little zine, AND CHUCK EDDY JUST USED IT TO DESCRIBE A LITTLE RIVER BAND COLLECTION!! I should be more careful with those ranting novellas that I send in every year as my Pazz and Jop picks.
23. Just Farr Another Laugh: Made By Adults!!
24. Just Farr Another Laugh: Guaranteed to be embraced by bands that you’ve never heard of.
25. What am I doing???