Time for some serious entertainment, people. To protect identities, the story sort of goes like this:

These are police scanner recordings of cell and cordless home phone conversations. I have no idea who recorded them. I do know that they date from 1997, and cover the regional Memphis area. I wrote handy descriptions/titles for each one, so that you can play along while listening. WARNING: Occasionally intense content, and frequent bad language. Not suitable for anywhere.

1. Intro

2. Crotch showin’

3. Building models in the floor; a grown man

4. I have no idea what the hell you’re talkin’ about

5. Singing man.

6. Honey….

7. Garter belt

8. Girls chattin’

9. We’re going to have a lot of culture

10. Concerts are like watching a movie

11. Girl on acid for the first time. This one is AMAZING. Be sure to listen for
segment in which she asks her guy friend “how long is it supposed to last?”

12. Dr. Quinn

13. School don’t hold ‘til no seven o’clock at night

14. Singing man II

15. Nobody wants to deal with Keith

16. I drank fourteen mixed drinks, a six pack of Bud Light, and a forty ounce

17. Honky Tonkin’

18. The Skip Bo Players (WARNING: INSANE CONTENT!!!)

19. A weekend Christian

20. Always wanted a threesome

21. Less than a man…a poor, weak-ass man

22. Will you marry me?

23. Based on sex