August 2005
Monthly Archive
Tue 16 Aug 2005
Mon 15 Aug 2005
You cannot steal them. They may be needless, but all of my babies get love and protection.
“The BTW Killer”
- Had this one on the hung over drive from my mother’s place (DON’T ASK!!!!!….ok, go ahead and ask). This parody would be a serial killer that punctuates his written cop-tauntings with “LOL”, “IMHO”, and so on. Check please!
Leather towels
Dog food that tastes like cat shit
The screenplay of a film cast entirely with tamagochis
Consuming an entire bottle of Ouzo on my birthday (it’s today) and subsequently trying to endure the Graceland candlelight vigil (death night is tonight)
- This culminated in my exiting our vehicle at an intersection, walking into the bushes, and weeping.
The first eight months of 2005
Wed 10 Aug 2005
…and I’m funnier than you.
Last night’s The Best Show On WFMU saw the exhumation of an old character. There are 8 - 9 “Kevin” calls that precede this one, and most date from at least two years ago. I don’t expect that anyone will have the interest to go digging through the archives looking for them (though most are funnier than last night’s call, and they detail the “incidents” touched on therein). This was made up on the spot.
Start listening at 1:43:30, August 9, 2005 show