This was penned by my writing partner, consultant, protection, and best friend. The next time you writer folks are laboring over crappy fluff, think of this, and then think of nothing but hope.
August 2005
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…whatever I feel like.
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Angela Sawyer, longtime employee of the X-alted Twisted Village record store, had this record store anecdote to offer. It shows mine the door.
“My personal best was the twice-a-week-regular 250 lb Uriah Heep
fanatic who after wandering around the store mumbling for a
half-hour, non-chalantly removed his overalls (nope, no shirt, why
bother?) and squatted down to take a good old fashioned shit… smack on the floor in front of the used Pearl Jam cd section. I probably
coulda broken a wineglass with the shrieking frequency at which I
asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing. Unfathomably, he
returned the very next day to ask about ‘the Heep’ again.
-Angela
14 year veteran record store employee, and counting”
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Unwittingly, I revisited a favorite blog subject…in the car, where I could not blog. That subject would be Car Industry Nonsense, and upon seeing this rolling pile of horseshit for which parts don’t exist, I yelled (with windows up), “Guess what, you don’t own a fucking Mercedes.”
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April Wine’s “All Over Town” is a lost AOR classic!! Buy this .25 LP (1981’s Nature of the Beast album..also contains top-10 power balled “Just Between You and Me”). The Faces’ “You Can Me Dance” is another popular gem!!
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Color me excited about the new Cormac McCarthy book. I shall write a compare/contrast essay, creating a perfectly written duel between it and 1980’s The Exterminator. I have great ideas. This is because I am a great writer.