I dreamed that Todd Solondz rode his one-trick pony into the world of original Sci-Fi Channel ecological/critters-strike-back films, and this happened:

“Guiltasaurus” – Because real life can’t do it, you once again need a 46-year-old perpetual indie rocker to expose how screwed up things are. Special guest writer/director Todd Solondz (”Happiness” “Storytelling”) crafts a ride designed to simultaneously thrill AND make the viewer feel like complete crap. A nebulous, flesh-starved beast circumnavigates the sordid white underbelly of the suburbs, devouring hard-working, big-hearted souls only to possess the bodies of white-collar date rapists, closet gay bashers, molesters of wheelchair-bound high school girls, and fourteen year old boys that torture and kill neighborhood pets. Sprinkled with Solondz’s “unique” I-shouldn’t-be-laughing-at-this black humor, “Guiltasaurus” stars Treat Williams in a challenging role as the confused protagonist. Filching Oxycontins from his cancer-ridden wife and jerking off into his son’s baseball glove, Williams tracks Guiltasaurus through crowded back-to-school sales and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder recovery meetings. Also stars Indie Stalwart #49 and Indie Stalwart #12. More fun than Monday morning in a Planned Parenthood waiting room!!