Making sure that I hadn’t used a particular “funny phrase” somewhere, another funny phrase, namely “Andrew Earles,” was just googled. THIS WAS THE FOURTH RESULT. Don’t believe me? Try it. I’m not sure exactly why, at this juncture….

Here’s a one-minute preview transcription of “Loder’s Run” - a prank call that will appear on Just Farr Another Laugh: More of the Greatest Prank Calls Ever.

Hello?

Hi

Yes, hello, it’s Kurt Loder from MTV News.Who am I talking to?

This is Joan ______.

Hey Joan, how’re you doing?

Good.

I’ve invented a new reality show called “Loder’s Run: The Quickening.” It was conceived of back stage at last year’s Lilith Fair. We’re looking for a, uh, either a laser tag center or a bowling alley in the New York area. Let me just tell you the concept of this game show, to see if you’re interested, ok?

Yep.

Basically, we have two teams, alright? The first is led by my son Sirroco, which means “desert wind,” also on that team is Ron Reagan Jr., his lover, and their adopted son. To fill out the six man team, are two women, we call ‘em the “banger sisters”….ha ha….

Oh…cute…

….and that’s Michelle Shocked and Elaine Boosler. Ok, that’s the first team, which is called “Scorched Earth Policy.” They’re competing against another team called “The Day After.” That team consists of the Beaver Brown Band without John Cafferty, but in his place is Dave Pirner of Soul Asylum.

THE INSANITY GROWS!! YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE (HEAR).