Communion (1989) – Funny stuff, people. This is probably the quintessential Christopher Walken moment. Be it your co-workers or SNL writers, everyone has gotten a lot of mileage out of impersonating Walken. Watch this movie and understand why.

The Exterminator (1980) – Vietnam vet vigilante er…..horror. Police chief cooks hotdogs on his desk.

The Hills Have Eyes (1977) – Solid classic. Always enjoyable.

The Howling (1980) – Ditto the above.

Bloodeaters AKA Toxic Zombies (1980) – One of the many quickies with a sub-porn budget, a set location of rural Florida (it’s supposed to be Kentucky in the film), and the partial plot of hippie slaughter (in 1980?!?!). Not so much a so-bad-it’s-good experience as it is a so-bad-I-need-to-go-look-in-the-mirror-for-five-minutes experience. Like LSD, this movie shouldn’t be consumed by those over the age of 24.

I’m already getting sick of trying to help you people.