Wed 28 Dec 2005
Host (Alan Chernoff): Let’s talk a little bit about where your career has been –
Clay: (laughing in disbelief) I can’t believe it, you know what I mean?
Host: You, of course, were a headline guy, and then –
Clay: I’m still a headline guy, you know what I mean?
Host: For a while you popped out, and now you’re coming back (motioning a cycle with his hands) –
Clay: I’m coming back… (imitating the host - motioning a cycle with his hands) it’s what I do…
Host: For a while you were actually… you were running a gym? Tell us about that.
Clay: (irritated) Running a gym?
Host: Weren’t you running a gym at some point?
Clay: You’re supposed to be a news guy, where are you getting your fucking information?
Host: That’s our research…
Clay: This is ridiculous. I come on CNN, and the guy don’t even know what he’s talking about. Go ‘head.
Host: At no point were you running a gym?
Clay: No, no… running a gym? What do you need a workout or something?
Host: Do you need to take a time out?
Clay: Jesus fucking Christ… with these guys. I come on the news for two seconds… an-and you want to say… every time I do an interview a guy wants to open his fucking mouth. Can’t even do a little fucking routine here.
Host: Alright Andrew, thank you very much, we thought that you could hold back.
Clay: (removing microphone) You know? Go fuck yourself. You know what? Fuck the whole fucking network. (leaves)
Host: (to camera) Alright. We’ll go back to talking about Art Carney.
Clay: (off camera) Fucking jerk-off. Fucking asshole guy.
Host: And we’ll be back in just a moment to fill you in on the Art Carney situation.