- Putting David Cross in your music video, which is sort of the new version of Thurston Moore getting on stage with your band. Cross does nothing onscreen that couldn’t be accomplished by a semi-conscious extra.
- Ninjas are neither a funny nor clever point of reference.
- Pirates are neither a funny nor clever point of reference.
- “Stroker and Hoop” is a pedestrian spoon-feeding of pop-culture.
- People that wear sunglasses indoors, at night, specifically at rock shows, are ass-bags.
- The Sparks phenomenon is a low culture latch-on, like PBR, but it affords boring people the ability to talk a lot.
- Anyone and everyone, in 2005, under the age of 30, that throws devil horns.