After Midnight- Eric Clapton
Heartache Tonight- The Eagles
Your Love- The Outfield
Mingo Junction-Lee Richardson
The Joker- Steve Miller
Wasn’t Drunk Enough- The Low Down Dirty D.A.W.G.S.
Tush- ZZ Top
Fool if You Think it’s Over- Chris Rea
Reminiscing- Little River Band
My Angel Baby- Toby Bo
Turn Me Loose- Loverboy
Like a Rock- Bob Seeger
Private Dancer- Tina Turner
Baker Street- Gerry Rafferty
Bad To the Bone- George Thoroughgood
Walking in Memphis- Mark Cohn
Do it Again- Steely Dan
Lay Down Sally- Eric Clapton
Aint Seen Nothin’ Yet- BTO
All She Wants To Do Is Dance- Glen Frey
Cincinnati Nights- The Low Down Dirty D.A.W.G.S.
All My Rowdy Friends are Comin’ Over Tonight- Bocephus
Casey Jones- The Grateful Dead
Snortin’ Whiskey Drinkin’ Cocaine- The Pat Travers Band
Cocaine- Eric Clapton
Wanna New Drug- Huey Lewis and the News
American Dream- The Dirt Band
Let Me Love You Tonight- Pure Praire League
Steal Away- Robby Dupree
Lookin’ For Love- Johnny Lee
Sailing- Christopher Cross
Fine State of Affairs- Burton Cummings
Brand New Day- Sting
That’s Just the Way it is- Hornsby and the Range
Let’s Give ‘em Something to Talk About- Bonnie Raitt
You Can Leave Your Hat On- Bonnie Raitt???
Cut the Mustard- The Old Dogs
Elvis has left the building- The Old Dogs
Pants Em’ in Public- Teaser
Romeo’s Tune- Steve Forbert
Cincinnati Nights (reggae version)- The Low Down Dirty D.A.W.G.S.
Stir it Up- Bob Marley
Funky Cold Medina- Tone Loc’
What a Fool Believes- The Doobie Brothers
Simply Irresistable- Robert Palmer
Screw It- Lee Richardson
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)- Rupert Holmes
Right Down The Line- Jerry Rafferty
Imaginary Lover- The Atlanta Rhythm Section
Drivin’ My Life Away- Eddie Rabbit
My Jimmy- The Low Down Dirty D.A.W.G.S.
That Smell- Lynyrd Skynyrd
Won’t You Please Have A Seat- The Low Down Dirty D.A.W.G.S.
Right Down The Line- Gerry Rafferty
Pink Champagne- TJ Banks
Wonderful Tonight- Eric Clapton

The unstoppable Mr. Rafferty’s “Right On Down The Line” is on the set list twice. The second time, Gerry’s name is misspelled with a “J”. Is this a remix version, or did you smoke some dirt weed behind the JC Penney dumpster prior to this interview?

I did a little wake n’ bakin’ this morning but, I assure you that Carlos does not sell dirt weed, buddy. And listen Andy, what you’re referring to is a simple typing error. I’m surprised that a music journalist who doesn’t know the difference between “Wonderful Tonight” and “Beautiful Tonight” would have the balls to point out such triviality.

I’m sorry, I should’ve paid closer attention. It’s just that the set list isn’t very easy on the peepers, if you know what I mean. It looks like something found in a divorced crossing guard’s 100 disc CD changer. Where did Bryce run off to anyway?

Kenny, it’s time for me to get a handle on what really makes you tick. I am going to mention a succession of bands, and I would like for you to give me your individual thoughts on each one. Here we go…

PM Dawn

PMS. (laughs) No, seriously I like a lot of their shit especially some of the recent christian material.

ABC

DEFGHIJKLMNOPQ!!!!!!! No just kidding Andy, (laughs) They were good. Tawny and I used to fuck to that tune “Be Near Me”.

Mountain

I like Twin Peaks. I really like Twin Peaks if you know what I mean. (nudge nudge) I’m talking about tits here, Andy

Ok, I feel the end nearing. The Hues Corporation

How bout’ the Blues Corporation? Otherwise know as the Low Down Dirty Dawgs. We do a blues up cover version of “Rock the Boat, but we wrote our own lyrics about how much Disco sucks.

The Close Lobsters

I’m drawin’ a blank here Andy, I’m afraid I’ve never heard of these guys. I’m not sure if this applies but I do like bearded clams.

Pink Floyd

I’ll give you the short version: Too weird.

Dearly Beheaded

I don’t know who in the hell they are but I like the name. I love band names that involve a clever play on words, it’s usually an indication of intelligence and a true artistic gift. Like The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Shirley Temple of Doom, The Dandy Warhols, Sleazus Christ…

Ok, how about Aztec Camera?

They’re no Prefab Sprout, try as they might.

Sea Level

A sadly missed and very underrated band. Cats on the Coast is the Thriller of Southern Fusion.

Ted Nugent

I don’t see eye to eye with all of his politics and some of his music I just simply don’t like. But, I sent one of my kids to his Lil’ Wackers bow-hunting camp up in Michigan. I went up there for parents day and he makes a damn good bowl of chili.

Greg Kihn

What is this some kind of Kihnspiracy, Andy?

The Mighty Lemon Drops

Fucked if I know, was John Lemon in that band? Along with his drummer Mango Starr.

Okay, very funny Bad Dawg.

How bout’ Orange Harrison?

(Andy chuckles)

Pear McCartney anyone?

(Andy laughs)

How bout they’re manager Banana Epstein?

(more laughs) Stop you’re killing me.

Wait a second wasn’t there another guy in that band? Oh yes, Strawberry Sutcliff.

Alright already! Chilliwack

I’m not familiar with that much Canadian music but Chilliwack is a band and band name that I really like. I used to play with some guys at a downtown chilli bar and we called ourselves the Chili Dawgs. (laughs) Ian Marshall (A Canadian film school graduate) left a few tapes in my truck after he was done shooting the movie, and I like all of them. There’s a lot of good shit coming out of Canada these days Moxy Fruvous, Doug and the Slugs, Barenaked Ladies.

Thomas Bucknasty

Who? I’m tempted to say Thomas Fucknasty but that’s a little too crude.

Oh yeah, that wouldn’t fit into the interview at all. How about The Firm?

I’ve always been intigued by the assertive band logo never checked em out though. They good?

They were an early 80’s “supergroup” that included former Bad Company vocalist Paul Rogers and the then unemployed Jimmy Page. They had one hit called “Radioactive”, and they also unsuccessfully covered “You Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’” by the Rightous Brothers. Hall and Oates beat them to the punch with this move in 1980. Check please!!!