Things that rattled my cage during the very early developmental stage of my sense of humor. They did not hold up.

1. The various between-song rants and intros on The Meatmen’s We’re The Meatmen…and You Still Suck!!!

2. Bill Cosby’s Himself (the movie)

3. The Ben Stiller Show and the simultaneously aired The Edge

4. MTV’s/Alex Winter’s The Idiot Box

5. The Accused album, More Fun than an Open Casket Funeral

6. The Dead Milkmen album, Metaphysical Grafitti (note: “Anderson, Walkmen, Buttholes, and How!” still rings funny to me)

7. Much of the Great Phone Calls album. Though this defined my 19th year, little on this juvenile pants-soiler stays on the right side of embarrassment. Album is notable for indirectly launching Turkington’s Neil Hamburger character, and featuring a young Mike Patton on a suitably dumb phone call.

8. Many of the public access lo-jinks that circulated around in the 90’s.

9. Hollywood Shuffle

10. Amazon Women on the Moon