Jeff Jensen and myself made a few mistakes with Just Farr A Laugh. We learned very little from these mistakes, but one ALL-CAPS item on the Just Farr Another Laugh to-do list will be to make sure the tracks are digitally-named (if that’s the terminology) during the manufacturing process. Because we forgot (or did not know) to do this with Just Farr A Laugh, a happy patron took it upon himself or herself to name the tracks in their media player (probably realPlayer). I first noticed this in 2003. Maybe. Being the first to brand my comedy with their stupidity, the happy patron’s distinctly unfunny track titles are now tattooed on Just Farr A Laugh, and I occasionally field the blame for the unfortunate sense of humor. Someone please answer this possibly ignorant concern: Renaming the tracks in my player will be a futile move, right? So, on to what happens when your music machine grapples with Just Farr A Laugh.

(Disclaimer: Even as I’m about to do it, I hesitate to post these track titles. I want to expose the dunder-headed nature of the attempt. If you are reading, Mr. Faux-Depraved Funnyman, make yourself known in the comments section. Also, I’m in no way upset or offended by any of this.)

(Note: Just Farr Another Laugh will be out by the end of 2006. If not, I will drive my car into a lake.)

Artist: Penis McFuckwit and the Penetrators

Sample Track Titles:

“I Smell Cat Pussy”
“Give Me Gonorrhea”
“Your Face Smells Like Donkey Dick”
“My Hand Is In Your Intestinal Tract”
“Please God Take My Dog Penis Away”
“Why Not Fuck A Hamburger”
“Spooge In Your Ice Cream”
“Excrements In Decrements”
“Eat A Bowl Of Dicks”
“Maybe I Fart On Your Face”
“You’ve Got Semen In Your Nose”

I’ve got some guesses towards your identity: Embittered former member of Alice Donut? Mr. Bungle fan? A.C. fan? Kevin Smith fan? Close?