Ha! I came up with that!

Item: Will somebody be so kind as to ID a movie for me based on a scene description?

(note: This is probably a Hal Needham movie that I haven’t seen, though that would narrow things down to Megaforce)

The scene:

A father teaches bratty child how to skip stones across a pond. Child whines about being bored. Child shows no interest in skipping stones. Lamborghini Countach flies through bordering shrubs and SKIPS ACROSS THE POND!! Of course, the child responds with, “TEACH ME!!! I WANT TO LEARN NOW!!!” Or something.

Item: Here is a fresh online review written by ME.

Item: You should buy THIS record. I GUARANTEE LAUGHTER!! Have I already plugged this album? I’m too scrambled to even look!

Item: The Showtime Channel is worth it, if only for providing me with the Sha Na Na scene from Festival Express…A MUST SEE.

Item: The new National Trust album? A MUST HEAR!!! Funny people, too. They know more about music than you could ever hope to, if you indeed hope to. I don’t.

Item: A mention!

Item: An edited three-minute version of my Andrew Dice Clean performance concludes disc one of the fourth Makeshift Music compilation. I assume that it can be ordered here, though no info on the new volume has made the site.