I, I, I, I, I, WANT to delve into some solitude-inspired research re: The 2 Live Jews (strangely absent from Will Hermes’ Spin (1) piece on Matisyahu), Chunky A, and Eddie Murphy’s “Boogie In Your Butt.” I NEED to review a record, probably, some record sitting in a stack, right in front of me, a process that may or may not result in something like this. Who knows? I DO know that my mind is thoroughly blown from watching R. Kelly’s “Trapped In The Closet” proper, followed immediately by his commentary “remix.” Please see this. There is nothing like it. There is nothing like being unable to muster a decent post AFTER A FIVE DAY ABSENCE!!!