I seem to be great at coming up with (two) punchlines. It’s the back story what elludes me.

Punchlines:

1. Akeelah and the Bee (unrated director’s cut)

2. Calling in sick to work on account of having Dutch Elm Disease.

My proposed names for future Mike Patton projects:

1. Female Pattern Baldness

2. Human Parvo

3. Singles Only Community

4. El Topo

5. Sport Lauderdale