Memphis exports get no better than this.

It’s one thing to have this LP choke the Memphis thrift shop LP bins (over the past 15 - 20 years), it’s another to watch WHY.  

One day, when I’m not this tired, I’ll relate the story of taking a lot of drugs and prank calling every name on the back of the Dog Police LP. Looked ‘em up in the phone book. This was a long time ago, but the conspicuous sprawl-located phone exchanges and babies crying in the backgrounds did little to deter the recipients from waxing, and waxing, and waxing, and waxing……