Someone please introduce me to the sad but enlightened room of TV Guide (that’s who they work for, right?) writers that pop this stuff out. Access to the “info” button does not count as a formal meeting.

“The Hand”: Michael Caine, Andrea Marcovicci [1981]  

A caroonist loses his hand in a car accident, but it comes back to crawl around and kill people. [1:45] [R] One and a half stars.

….not sure if any of you Doofus Wainwrights know this, but Oliver Stone wrote and directed The Hand. That would place it after the, shall we say, “different” Midnight Express (screenplay only), and before Scarface (which he claims to have kicked cocaine in the process of writing….while in France). The Hand is a coke problem up on the fucking screen, people.