Last night’s attempt (via bulletin):

486 Friends and no end in sight!!

That’s right, numbnuts, Just Farr A Laugh is taking over. We’ll soon have big news for the faithful….a grand announcement!! Until then, put us in that Top 8/16 and don’t forget to do loud, poor impersonations of our hilarious prank phone call master strokes as you drunkenly hit on a “prospect” at the next boring party or forgettable rock show. Thank us now, or thank us later, but thank us. Put us in your linear notes (note: you probably don’t want us to put you in ours!!). Listen to JFAL on the tour bus/van, let JFAL dominate your cute little radio show, bask in the comedy gold as you blow your brains apart with drugs and booze!! Listen to the four calls on our profile and roll about the floor to the sounds of the Born Funny!! Post YouTube clips (that give us credit, ‘natch) of yourself trying to “cover” our calls!! Pass out in the yard!!-Two Funny PeopleTonight’s turn of attitude (via bulletin):Tonight’s turn of attitude (via bulletin):I’m So Very Sorry

Tonight’s turn of attitude (via bulletin):I apologize (put us in that Top 8/16) for the caustic nature of last night’s bulletin. Not sure what got into me. That’s certainly no way to make friends. Still, I remain troubled by the astonishing number of pending friend requests (put us in that Top 8/16). We are awaiting MySpace friend approval from the following (note: all are involved in the (put us in that Top 8/16) entertainment industry – that’s really all we’re looking for right now): Throneberry, 1,000 Homo DJ’s, Chickasaw Mud Puppies, Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine, John Murray, James Keach, Ronnie Milsuck, The God Bullies, Dad: The Movie, Throw That Beat In The Garbage, Cud, Grotus, The Victims Family, Shasta McNasty: The Show, Obituary, Paper Bag, Paleface, Beat Farmers, Murphy’s Romance: The Movie, Bird on a Wire: The Movie, Black Dice, Bewitched: The Band, Zodiac Mindwarp, Run Westy Run, Dave Eggers, The Jackofficers, Love Tractor, Muckafurgason, Nada Surf, The Skatenigs, The Iowa Beef Experience, DJ Spooky: That Subliminal Kid, Sister Double Happiness, KMFDM, Alien Sex Fiend, Badfinger Circa ’78, The Canadian Godz, Bootsauce, MoFungo, The Infectious Grooves, the Lizard mascot for The Infectious Grooves, Scatterbrain, Sausage, I Mother Earth, White Trash, J.T. Leroy, Six Feet Under, Pro-Pain, Bloodbrothers: The Movie, Ordinary People: The Movie, Knapsack, Radial Spangle, Steve Earle, Primus, Farm-Aid, Pop Will Eat Itself, Gaye Bikers on Acid, Crazyhead, The Shamen, Brilliant, Anything Box, The Official Gene Parsons Fan Page, Fart Garfunkel, Sheriff, Chilliwack, DJ Food, Michael G. Hagerty, Whisker Biscuit, King Missile, Motorbooty: The Magazine, Grace and Dignity: The Magazine, To Live and Shave in L.A., Boyd Rice, Cousins: The Movie, and Gruntruck. If you know any of these folks, put in a good word!!-Two Occasionally Funny Guys

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