Note: These are not proposed band names. They are nicknames for those that weather the brunt of your good-hearted abuse. I have graded them.

Fart Garfunkel - A+

Doofus Wainwright - A+

Husker Don’t - C-

Skank Williams Jr. - A+

Ravi Skankar - B+

Schuck Owens - A

Pooter Jennings - B-