4.

 

Those giggling birds that presented the award for Costume Design? Check Please!! And I hate that Marie Antoinette won something….anything. Surprisingly, it wasn’t for Best Use of Worn Out Post-Punk.

 

I felt very little after viewing Pan’s Labyrinth, but I shouldn’t be asked. I’ve never attended a Burning Man Festival.

 

Robert Downey Jr.’s joke was the first genuine laugh of the night.

 

Paula Poundstone is not “doing ok.”

 

Interpretive Dance and Def Poetry Jam. I feel the same.

 

Jennifer Hudson shatters all Sassy Black Women That Win An Oscar stereotypes by thanking god (twice) and her grandmother. Tomorrow, exactly $1,921,981 in company time will be wasted amongst attitude-burdened receptionists as this speech is revered.

 

I haven’t been wondering where Jerry Seinfeld has been. I have, however, missed those poignant observations.

 

The Ennio Morricone montage should remind all of every stupid co-worker that has whistled the theme to The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Are there that many Italians in the audience?