Thu 31 Jan 2008
This ambulance-chasing pederast is trying to topple the Just Farr A Laugh comedy empire. On the advice of my lawyer, and simply because I am immersed in a strict campaign to trim the human fat from my life, I have elected to avoid contact with this Cigar Aficionado-subscribing, martini-swilling, Hep C-afflicted, lice-eating, soul-sucking, walking waste of air. It’s my genuine wish that the sky would open up and rain dead fowl on this man’s head. I achieve an alarmingly high level of excitement imagining this P.O.S. (I cannot legally refer to him by name) being chased through the hills by feral dogs, of flowers and foliage withering or dying as he walks past, of cats hissing and spitting when he comes within 50 feet, of a hell on earth greeting his daily routine. This man wasn’t born to a loving mother. He was shat onto a rock by a diseased seagull and hatched by the burning sun.
As stated before, this is the real reason that Earles and Jensen Present…Just Farr A Laugh Vol 1 & 2 (The Greatest Prank Phone Calls Ever!!) is suffering a two-month delay.
On the sunny side:
Release date is April 22, 2008 - LESS THAN THREE MONTHS AWAY!!!!
Earles and Jensen Official Matador Page, where you can now download FOUR tracks from the upcoming comedy epic, or, as I like to call it, “The Last Comedy Release.”
“Friend” Us on Myspace, and enjoy this slide show created by a mystery fan.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:31 pm
This cannot be the last! Long live Earles & Jensen!!
January 31st, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Is there something we can do to short-circuit or otherwise confound this human toilet, a lawyer so classy, he’s chosen to represent his esteemed law firm via a fucking GEOCITIES page? I mean, I’m guessing that emailing him and explaining his specific head/ass logistical impediments to him in detail isn’t likely to help your case at all.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:55 pm
finally earles and jensen will face their comeuppance
February 5th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
Wow. When can I expect a call from ‘Jefferson Jensen’?
February 8th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
[…] This man has delivered his first blow against the Earles and Jensen comedy empire. For a description of this man and the role he’s attempting in Earles and Jensen’s downfall, please read this post. You are also invited to read this official Matador press release that explains the situation in kinder words. Rather than actually obtaining the legal needs of a disgruntled celebrity, this (as stated before, I cannot legally refer to this man by name) “man” made YouTube officials privy to an offensive image contained in the “My Friends Call Me Ditchweed. Don’t Ask. Ok, Go Ahead and Ask” slide show. This morning, it was removed due to “innappropriate content.” Our sources are reliable. Funny thing is, we had nothing to do with the slide show. A rabid fan made it out of undying love for the Just Farr A Laugh comedy epic, the April 22nd release that tastemakers are already referring to as “the last comedy album.” As for this move…shot over there, target over here. Try again. Despite his misfire, this man still poses a troubling threat. JUST FARR A LAUGH FANS MUST BAND TOGETHER!!! […]