January 2008


“I never realized that Memphis was so Jewish!”

-Ira Kaplan, Yo La Tengo, 1/18/08, Memphis, TN

     I suspect that several readers have walked into a local rock show and thought, “I’ve never seen any of these people before.” It becomes more frequent after one passes a certain age, as the show-going range tends to hover around 18 - 28. This is especially true when, perhaps like me, you still fervently listen to music that fits into the extreme metal category (I don’t know, those guys are getting a lot older).

     Last night, “I’ve never seen any of these people before” went through my head. I went to a special Storytellers-style performance by Yo La Tengo at the soon-to-be-shuttered Gibson Guitar Factory Lounge. This venue’s failure shouldn’t come as a surprise to readers that have attended a show there. The factory and museum will stay open. I’M TRAILING OFF HERE……ok; the thought went through my head. It didn’t, however, go through my head because of the age issue (obviously). Still, it appeared as though a lot of folks traveled to see this show. Either that, or the ReadyMade Magazine Subscriber Appreciation Party was scheduled to start right after Yo La Tengo left the stage. If you took every out-of-print issue of McSweeney’s Quarterly owned by members of last night’s audience, and gave them to me, I’d be living off of eBay for the next year. Unfunny thing is, I visually fit right in.

Now you’re supposed to watch this.

Who in the hell is responsible for this?!?!? Is this funnier than Lasagnacat.com?!? Jury’s out, but this jokester did a better job than I could’ve done!! To note: This is on Disc 2 of Earles and Jensen Present: Just Farr A Laugh Vol 1 & 2 (The Greatest Prank Phone Calls Ever!!), a comedy epic to be released on April 22, 2008 by Matador Records. You already knew that, right?

I enjoy having a daily run-in with someone wittier than myself. Healthy stuff. These experiences are tempered by the notion that I’d never spend this much time and energy on such an endeavor. I don’t want to receive any e-mails in the event your boss decides to seek compensation for wasted company time.

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