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Based on name alone, I’ve never come within 6,000 mouse clicks or 1,000 yards of Tiny Mix Tapes, but they reviewed my record with a bit of unknowingly brilliant fan fiction. Jeff and I did indeed assemble a release of prank phone calls, so that claim is true. I will not write a detailed response to this review, and my problem with it has nothing to do with the lukewarm or negative nature (bring them on!!). What I will do is offer easy-to-follow instructions on how to properly read said review.

1. Imagine that the writer has also included a paragraph (or more) about the 60+ page booklet that accompanies the release, therefore negating the “prank calls….and nothing else” classification.

2. Other than the base declarations that the audio portion of the release is actually made up of prank phone calls, the reader should take every single remaining sentiment and imagine the exact opposite. This should be no more complicated than when you played ”opposite day” as a child. Again, I don’t care that the review is negative; my concern is based on factual inaccuracies. 

Here is a link to the review.

And here is the review copied into the body of this blog entry:

(note: This was originally published on the tinymixtape.com site, and was originally written by an individual rocking the very stupid pseudonym “Fillmore Mescalito Holmes”…..something I could spend all afternoon dissecting if my time wasn’t as valuable as it is)

They were the pride of first-year college students and the scourge of convenience store clerks. They pushed millions to laughter and millions to the brink of laughter. Yes, prank calls were a veritable coming-of-age institution for generations until the popularization of caller ID virtually destroyed anonymity. Since then, prank calls have become providence of lukewarm radio personalities and odd stand-up.

The Jerky Boys, perhaps the most famous prank callers, enjoyed about a year of mainstream success between the release of their eponymous platinum debut in 1993 and the poorly received film Jerky Boys: The Movie. Every album they released did increasingly worse on the Billboard charts, and since 2002, they seem to be non-existent in pop culture. The Comedy Central show Crank Yankers brought prank calls back into fashion with puppets for about four years starting in ’02, but it has never truly been a fad like the hula-hoop or mullets. Bart Simpson never calls Moe anymore, and creator Matt Groening said not one fan ever told him it was a favorite bit. It’s just one of those things that pops up every now and then, like herpes.

Way out of leftfield, Matador decided it needed to take a stab at the comedy market. Instead of going the touring stand-up route like Sub Pop, Matador decided to reissue the out-of-print albums from well-traveled columnist Andrew Earles and former member of the terribly poor Star Spangles, Jeffrey Jensen. Just Farr A Laugh is an exhausting two-and-a-half hours of prank calls without pause. And many of them are funnier in theory than in execution. For example, Ed Asner’s assistant calls up a restaurant to have his picture taken off the wall because it’s next to the San Diego chicken, and the owner of the joint is as accommodating as humanly possible. That one goes on for eight minutes.

The fact it’s on Matador makes sense with the number of music references they bring in. John Bonham’s son calling up Electric Lady Studios to arrange some jam time (it doesn’t really go anywhere); Isaac Hayes calling a grocery store to complain about a kid in the parking lot claiming he was on Vampire Weekend’s debut (it looks funnier on paper); Christopher “Fucking” Cross calling up a studio to get them to extend their tour hours, mentioning several times his three Grammy awards (this one’s pretty funny). Phil Collins, Psychedelic Furs, Big Bopper, Primus, Dire Straights, Tim McGraw, Kurt Loder, Morris Day (without The Time), Van Halen, Soul Asylum, and many more receive name drops and/or impersonations. In fact, if you don’t have a working knowledge of music history, a good half of this album will miss you.

Filling out the other half is some average character work. A fat, short, black man named Bleachy tries to join the army and raise the price of the Big Buford; a young adult calls in to work to apologize for taking acid before coming in the day before; and a guy calls several tattoo parlors to get quotes. Sadly, the marks handle the calls well and rarely get flustered or seriously involved. Most of them come off as very nice, patient people. There doesn’t seem to be much point in it, and it goes on for two straight hours. Some skits, music, or anything to break up the monotony would’ve gone a long way. Ned & Manson balanced this perfectly on their only album Everybody’s Free To Smoke Marijuana. As is, Just Farr A Laugh Vol. 1&2 is merely The Jerky Boys refreshed for the small cross-section of the MySpace generation that remembers Mary Tyler Moore and the MASH television series.

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The next time you’re in an American Apparel, pick up what is by far the most interesting issue of Vice Magazine (my humble you-know-what) in recent memory. “The History Issue” appropriately features a smiley-face review (that means they liked it) of my history-making comedy album, Earles and Jensen Present…Just Farr A Laugh Vol 1 & 2 (The Greatest Prank Phone Calls Ever!)….scroll down to the very bottom.

I appreciate the love so much that I’m willing to overlook the absurd, not-to-be-taken-seriously blunt force trauma of the opening sentence:

“A few years ago, two drug-addled miscreants and regular Vice contributors made a bunch of fucked-up prank phone calls and have finally gotten their shit together and compiled them all into one huge honking double CD and elaborate accompanying booklet for you to get really stoned and bewildered by”

That’s what happens when the truth runs through the Vicetron 3000!!!

Here, let’s try it:

Original sentence:

“Each morning, my aunt opens the daily newspaper straight to the comics section, where her fervent appetite for Rex Morgan M.D. can be satisfied.”

Sentence rewritten by the Vicetron 3000:

“Each morning, it takes my paint-huffing aunt three hours to read Rex Morgan M.D. This is because she’s usually focused on hitting an eight-foot bong, servicing a Comcast technician with via hand job, or eating canned dog food.”

Speaking of American Apparel, Earles and Jensen Present…Just Farr A Laugh Vol 1 & 2 (The Greatest Prank Phone Calls Ever!) is the first ever audio product (unless you include the sound of people laughing out loud at Dear Diary) to be carried by the clothing titan.

Don’t believe me? Take a look.

Album is currently in L.A. stores, with a nationwide takeover forthcoming!

Earles and Jensen Present…Just Farr A Laugh Vol. 1 & 2 (The Greatest Prank Phone Calls Ever!) ONE-STOP PAGE FOR EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER WANTED TO KNOW…..COMING SOON!!!

Until then, go here.

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….on what has turned into a really boring debate. And yes, I do like Do the Right Thing, but only because it would take Richard Edsen years to top that role with his white Rastafarian nudist in Frankenfish. Clint is responsible for some major stinkers: The adaptation of Michael Connelly’s Bloodwork is basically the source material for Assy McGee, but unwittingly funnier than the cartoon mish-mash. Same goes for True Crime.

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